maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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