I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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