How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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