Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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