I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
