thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
she pinky promised me she was 18
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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