I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Ladies don't puke and tell
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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