He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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