The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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