Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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