Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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