Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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