Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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