I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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