THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
they're like a gay fantastic four
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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