The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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