She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
time to smoke my breakfast
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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