Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
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i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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