I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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