Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
And then he peed in my hair
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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