So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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