Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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