the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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