Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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