There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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