so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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