And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
