shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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