What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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