Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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