i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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