no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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