Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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