Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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