thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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