so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
