You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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