HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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