as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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