i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
why is half of my head shaved?
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