Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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