I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
