My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
They have beer where we have blood.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
