If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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