Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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