She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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