My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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