Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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