Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
