so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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