what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
