where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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